I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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