don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
the raccoons are back...
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