We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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