I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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