that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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