yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she peed on how many people?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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