she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
