So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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