Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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