Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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