Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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