Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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