I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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