Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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