Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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