Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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