Its about making memories worth repressing
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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