Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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