I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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