normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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