jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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