What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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