sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't shave. On purpose
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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