love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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