I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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