After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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