is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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