Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize