I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
