i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize