I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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