i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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