you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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