Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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