Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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