How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Everything about him screamed your future.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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