Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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