He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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