butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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