I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I want to fling myself into the sun
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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