found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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