yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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