I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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