im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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