He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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