You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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