So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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