She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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