I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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