On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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