Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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